Idiopausaphobia

An irrational fear of ellipses

"Oh, why is Sally in the corner crying?"
"She has Idiopausaphobia and just finished English class"

by StillDefinitelyNotSean May 10, 2018

IROP

Airline industry lingo for Irregular Operations, which can be easy translated into your ass is going to be staying late!

Dick was thinking that he was only going to be working a 8 hour day until his boss IROP-ed his ass!

by guyfawkes74 December 29, 2009

iProphet

The all-seeing, all-knowing, bottomlessly deep Facebook Friend. The iProphet is rarely speaking in plain english, and every word is said to provide insight, enlightenment, and is a catalyst for deep thought. Is aged anywhere between 15 and 23, trying to lecture grown, middle aged adults, on life from his mothers computer.

facebook_user: "Yo what up bro?"
iProphet: "Life is as hard as a diamond. But you always find its worth in the rough."
facebook_user: "Riiight. You should've hit the bar last night! There was a buy one, get one free special on domestics."
iProphet: "Nothing in this world is free, not even you and I."
facebook_user: "Okay man well uh thanks for the advice..."

by facebook_user September 8, 2011

I drop large

Taking a humongous shit.

Dat boy took a big ol' shit. He say "I drop large." Dat boy uh foo.

by IronShake October 26, 2012

IDRP

interdisciplinary research paper. aka the most boring thing you will ever write. did i mention its 8 pages?

there is nothing to write about on my IDRP topic

by abcdefghijklmnop12345678qrstuv November 21, 2009

Idioproblemize

When a co-worker or employee doesn't know the answer to a specific problem, so they ask a fellow employee or boss who equally has no idea wasting the valuable time of 2 people, rather than just working a little harder.

Steve: "I don't know how to settle this account, do you know how to do it Jane?"

Jane: "No Steve, don't idioproblemize, I don't have the time, use your noodle and do it yourself!"

by David Campola February 19, 2008

iDrone

A person so attached to their iPhone they pay little attention to anything going on around them.

Richard: Stephen
Richard: Hey Stephen
Iain: You won't get a response from that iDrone, he ignores everything when he uses that iPhone

by iainpb August 19, 2008