iCock

A person who drops all sense of public decency, consideration, and politeness, or pretends that nothing else is going on around him, because he is stuck in his own little world listening to his digital music player.

Ted Kennedy (with his enormous head) was annoyed at the iCock who stood in front of the door of the bus and would not let Ted by because he was listening to the Black Eyed Penises. The iCock would be sorry if Ted was driving the bus and they passed a lake.

by John Heinz Kerry October 8, 2005

idick

possibly one of the next inventions from apple comming soon so your fucked up girlfriend can operate a vibrator...AND Listen to Music

"Yay traci...now I can fuck myself and enjoy listening to Justin Timberland."

"idick is one of the greatest inventions ever" - MT-Pussy Bitch Mag

by U a ho September 11, 2008

idick

idiot + dick

not once did i think: hm, he doesn't come off as a complete idick

by MR_M2 January 27, 2013

iCocks

A name given to a socially inept iPhone or other similar smart phone user.

iCocks may typically be found interupting a real conversation to check their iPhone, walking incredibily slowly in the street or fiddling with their iphones side by side in silence.

by JimmyTT February 20, 2011

idokms

Means “I’m debating on killing myself”

Mom-“idokms”

by fathead191 July 14, 2018

idokku

if your idokku ur an amazing person, so funny and great.

idokku is autumns friend? that's so cool!

by catearsoww June 14, 2021

iLock

The act of locking a web forum thread.

This thread has become a waste of webspace.

iLock

by Nrc02 September 21, 2004