it's against my idiom

The word idiom has many meanings, one being

"A style of artistic expression characteristic of a particular individual, school, period, or medium: the idiom of the French impressionists; the punk rock idiom."

Therefore can be used as the perfect excuse to get out of doing stuff while still leaving the impression that you are an intelligent, intellectual individual

John: Wanna go to town
Gaz: Nah, it's against my idiom
John: Huh, yeah... (shuffles away)
Gaz is now free to see John's mum, knowing John will be baffled for the next 48 hours

it's against my idiom by Legend Ronin July 27, 2005

hivemind idiom 

An idiom that is repeated by the hivemind.

For example, “what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger” or “it is too much unpaid emotional labor to educate you” are both idioms repeated and reinforced by the hivemind.

Stoicism is a philosophy that is filled with easily memeable hivemind idioms.

hivemind idiom by cyberphunkisms February 2, 2023

So Fucking Idiot 

It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.

Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.

So Fucking Idiot by will bitten January 24, 2017

Cov(idiocy) 

Or, “Covidiocy”: the state of the world in the year of 2020 AD resulting in the pandemic known as Covid-19.

Some already existing idiots can now be referred as Cov(idiots) or Covidiots.

Cov(idiocy) has flooded every home via television set and social media feed with constant truths and untruths and only serves to instill fear, panic and division among the populace.

Cov(idiocy) by Deus-ex-machina August 2, 2020

some sort of idiot

for use when not sure which type of idiot the accused is.

Look at Marty Korn, he looks like some sort of idiot.

some sort of idiot by Thomas Cwiok September 2, 2003

Schrodinger's Idiot 

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.

Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot

Schrodinger's Idiot by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020

Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.)

The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.

This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.

I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.

Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."

Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."

Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*

Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021