Icepick

The act of ones sexual partner unexpectedly jamming their frigid cold finger up your butt.

Everything was going great until she icepicked me.

by Joshanie August 26, 2021

icepick him

To injure someone, usually figuratively, with a sharp, precise attack.

In the debate, I used counter examples to icepick him to defeat.

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

icepick boxing

Icepick boxing was invented in 1818, during Sir John Franklin's first arctic expedition, as a way of rationing out quickly-shrinking supplies and to provide a sort of morbid amusement to break the bleak tedium of the freezing north. It spread from there, basically, and now enjoys a dedicated and growing group of enthusiasts world-wide.

The ring traditionally consists of a foot-high circle of snow placed on the ground, in a nod to the sport's roots. However, many variations, from boxing-ring style stages to lava moats, exist.

Contenders are covered in thick, mantled greatcoats, heavy pants, and steel-toed boots. Fancy hats are encouraged, but not required.

Hey, you guys? It's pretty chilly up here on Mt. Everest. We should start a round of icepick boxing to keep warm!

by Susan Paige September 18, 2007

1 Lunatic 1 Icepick

a video that was uploaded onto Best Gore in 2012 that was so bad that the users seeked to report it to the authorities and investigate, the video was titled 1 Lunatic 1 Icepick and involved necrophelia, cannibalism, and a gruesome murder done by Luka Magnotta who started by killing cats on 4chan

Person 1: have you ever seen 1 Lunatic 1 Icepick?
Person 2: yeah, it's such a brutal and gross video

by TubssieJr July 27, 2021

Icelandic Icepick

The act of defecating into a condom (optional) and freezing it. The condom filled with frozen feces is then used to penetrate a partner's oriface.

Mother: Your father fucked in my ass last night with a frozen turd.

Child: Oh, we call that the Icelandic Icepick.

by Dr. Pickles January 29, 2009

Tallahassee Icepick

Lubing up a swampy ass with icy hot prior to penetrating one’s anus, providing a frozen sensation in the deeeeep south.

Chet punished Mo with a Tallahassee Icepick one muggy afternoon.

by Diego José July 19, 2022

Indiana Icepick

A classy move, best used on first dates: It requires first for a man to produce a large solid turd which it is placed in the freezer to harden. When frozen, the man then proceeds to cram the frozen log in and out of the girls puss as fast as possible before it melts. If it begins to melt, it is recommended to then wrap the end of the turn with a sock or mitten.

Fred finally worked up the nerve to ask Suzie on a date, after she agreed to go, he ate four bran muffins and produced a 2 lb log so he could give Suzie the Indiana Icepick after dinner.

by LonghornCJ November 10, 2006