janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

janitor's ice cream scoop by Uncle Dimma September 9, 2016

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties 

When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....

Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties by fat kid in movies June 20, 2011

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties 

Comparing ice cream to sexually attractive people or things

Strawberry Short Titties
Rocky Titties
Vanilla Fudge Titties
Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties by fat kid in movie theater June 20, 2011

Salty Ice Cream Scooper

Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.

Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.

Salty Ice Cream Scooper by Corey Miller October 4, 2007

scooping her ice cream 

When you are really digging a girl/woman you are scooping her ice cream.

Im digging my bitches ice cream!

scooping her ice cream by Andrew April 21, 2004

Icecream scoopie poopie 

Consuming any type of ice cream whilst defecating on the toilet, taking that last step towards nirvana

Pietn: Hey dude, why is Arne taking that cornetto to the bathroom?!
Jollo: An icecream scoopie poopie brings balance to the universe.!

Pietn: *flabbergasted by his genius* respect !!

Icecream scoopie poopie by Calippolover September 12, 2020