iphonesia

Forgetting that you have a tech prototype and leaving it in a public place, which starts a media storm about your upcoming product release.

Apple fired me after they told me to test a prototype. I took it to a bar and left it there. Steve Jobs said iphonesia isn't a real condition.

by Number10ox September 10, 2011

RIP Iphone SE

The passing of ones (CoCo's in particular) iphone SE.

"RIP CoCo's Iphone SE, she went through so much."
"RIP Iphone SE, she got thrown in water and even split in half but will forever remain in our memories."

by RipMyBaby June 13, 2018

iPhone se

the worst phone ever that cracks 24/7 and is very annoying. if u want one don’t get one you’ll regret it.

hey did u see her iPhone se, yeah it’s so crusty

by meg202020202020 November 3, 2019

iPhoneless

When a douche bag loses your iPhone due to an innate ability to hold any responsibility for anything but oneself.

When a goofnut chases after a celebrity and ones iPhone bounces out of their bag or pocket resulting in the lose of ones iPhone, makes one iPhoneless.

by Rollguy February 22, 2010

iphonesexual

Proof that generation is garbage
Super sexually attracted to iphones
Most likely to watch Rule 34 and Porn

Person 1: Using a iPhone

Person 2 (IphoneSexual) : also using a iPhone but constantly licking and kissing iphone.

Person 1: what tf are u doing
Person 2 : umm I am iphoneSexual.

Person 1: we're not friends anymore

by Emailguy123456 May 13, 2022

iPhone SE

A phone that nobody has unless they were hit in the head with a brick.

Person 1: What phone do you have?
Person 2: The iPhone SE, why?
Person 1: We're breaking up.

by yeetz72 November 23, 2020

iPhone SE

a phone you sure as hell dont wanna use, unless you are REALLY high on meth, and its an iPhone 6S disguised as a iPhone 5S.

Guy1: i have an ipHONe sE!
Guy2: i bet its a good phone.
Guy1: iTs GreAT! it PlaYS mINecraFT aT 2 FpS on The Hightest rENDer DisTanCE.
Guy2: maayybbe i should of bought an samsung galaxy s21 fe, DAMMIT

by Not_Ice March 5, 2022