iRiver

iRiver a company founded by ReignCom in Korea it is a DAP (Digital Audio Player you dumbass) that is vastly superior to the company known as iPod, founded by Apple. The products created by iRiver include the ifp series (flash players) T Series (Flash Players) and the new U Series (HDD based player...that plays music, and Video) H100 Series (Hdd based player...enhanced by RockBox) H300 Series (Awsome DAP that eve plays movies...and has excellent sound quality) and the PMP Seires (Portable Media Player...movies, pics, video etc...)
And if you didn't know...iRiver came out approx. four and a half years before iPods did.

Dumbass at School: is that great music player the newest iPod?
Me: no...*mumbles dumbass*
Dumbass: Oh..well if it isn't and iPod..what is it?
Me: it's an iRiver H320
Dumbass: Pssh...ur Gay
Me: No...you are
*pushes the kid down the stairs*
In the Future: little kid looks in Toilet...engraved in the side...made from recycled iPods...

by Alibaster October 1, 2005

iriver

Iriver is a psuedo ipod maker with the main ipod competitor (if you can call it that) the h100 series that actually has many features not found on an ipod like longer battery life as well as a built in microphone and external mic that come with the player for recording and an FM tuner at the same price as an ipod.

-yo is that an ipod
--no fool, this be an iriver
-oh so you cheap?
--no its the same price

-hey is that an ipod
--no its an iriver, its really a very good product...
-yeah whatever your soo not cool

by Joe December 29, 2004

iPhive

The coolest way to name the next gen smartphone from that big fruit company.

-Dude can I use your IPhone?
-It's no Iphone man. It's an IPhive!

by Gnarly_G December 2, 2010

ihaveapisskinkprobably

ihaveapisskinkprobably is a cool @ss person who maybe has a piss kink, we don’t know yet. They literally have the best music taste and they are literally the sweetest person ever.

person1: oh look it’s ihaveapisskinkprobably
person 2: don’t they have a piss kink?

person 1: how dare you disrespect cat in the hat

by somerando69 April 26, 2021

iFive

When the lucky people that own an IPod Touch or an iPhone commence in a high five with there ipods because how awesome they are for having an Ipod Touchs or iPhones. also known as an iPhive

Dude!! I didn't know you had an itouch! iFive!!!!!!!

by Freddy's Cougar November 1, 2009

iriver

almost an ipod but can
hold a lot more songs-
and has
a lot-
more--
battery
life--
then an
ipod does. i bought one and
i have no problems with it!

<this definition is shaped as an I for IRIVER if anyone didn't notice>

by k-k-kayt! 212121 January 12, 2006

IHaveNoStrange

IHaveNoStrange is the best Twitter user on the app , with a superior Mordo pfp and 19/10 takes , moots all 100%

Wow i wanna be JUST like IHaveNoStrange on twitter , they are sooooooooooooooooooooo cool

by um what do i put here July 12, 2021