A website that teaches you almost nothing, for example "teenagers" aka some 7 year olds are trying to figure out how to cut a cske in half NOW THAT THEY HAVE JOBS. I-Ready also has many nick names such as, Stupid.com and The Website Of Death and Creepy-Aliens-Teaching-You-How-To-Breath Website
by I-ReadyIsAWasteOfTime January 04, 2021
A form of torture created by the people in the federal government to "help" children succeed in the Common Core education system.
by green socks January 04, 2021
a shit childrens website that is fucking demonic, a form of child abuse cause it is fucking traumatizing to see a damn alien going "OOH WE MAMA"
Teacher: We are going to the computer lab and typing a paragraph
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck
by Thats pretty dank October 08, 2018
A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.
Teacher: Time for iready.
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
by It's ur mum saying this February 27, 2019
The most discraful thing that humans can do. Teacher think it is all fun and take no time but irl I spend 5 hours catching up on it just for my grades to drop. Symptoms may include,Panic attacks, short attenchion span, lack of nolage, pre mature death penalty and or learning how to add 1+2
"Mom can u take me to the deepest well by that has a anvil"
"Why Honey"
"We have I-Ready tomorrow"
"Sure sweetie"
"Why Honey"
"We have I-Ready tomorrow"
"Sure sweetie"
by I-Ready is a mother trucker December 02, 2020