I wish a nigga would!!

I dare you to...

Keep it up and you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Shit..... "I wish a nigga would!!"

by Eric Sheps September 17, 2020

I wish a nigga would

Ghetto translated: I dare an individual to perform a disrespectful action against myself.

Guy 1: I heard Keyshawn was gonna jack your pepperoni off your pizza.
Guy 2: I wish a nigga would.

Guy 1: I heard Jamarcus finna going around untying people's shoe laces.
Guy 2: Man, I wish a nigga would.

by Yasssssssssssss:) February 24, 2015

I wish you would

A provoking phrase used toward someone who looks as though he is about to do or say something to aggravate you, but hasn’t yet. Most often, after the person does or says that something, he wishes he hadn’t.

Amy: Oh my God, did just see that look I just got from our boss??
Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans?
Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good.
Sarah: Shoot.
Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!”
Sarah: Shoot.

by Amy Williford March 02, 2007

I wish you the runs

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something

Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"

by J-Bye January 18, 2009

i wish you well

This is what privileged people say when they want you to forget you knew them.

I am sorry I have not responded. I have been very busy. I wish you well.

by EchoJuliet February 13, 2022

I wish everyday is Friday.

A remark made by students after school on any given Friday, expressing their relief and joy as weekend is coming - despite that weekends would never have come if, well, everyday is Friday.

The students would argue that they were referring to the Friday mood, that they meant that they wish such mood can be around throughout the school week.

Student A: "It's finally Friday."
Student B: "Yep, weekend is here."
Student C: "Yeah.. I wish everyday is Friday."
Student A & B: "hmm.."

by Jan Chau November 14, 2011

I wish her well

Used by rich people to sympathise with other rich people who have been arrested for sex trafficking.

“I don’t know – I haven’t really been following it too much. I wish her well, frankly,” Trump responded.

by chicharse November 16, 2020