I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

I'd spit in her cunt

I'd like to ejaculate in that ladies vagina

A hot girl walks past.... "Yeah i'd spit in her cunt!"

by Smithy2289 August 10, 2008

i'll smash you cunt

When you piss someone off so bad, they would usually come over to you and say "i'll smash you cunt". Often used with "ya" instead of "you?

Give me my vita-gummies, or i'll smash you cunt!

by Spendigitty dawg November 4, 2019

do it cunt, I dare you.

What you say to call someone out. Usually to fight.

at the pub - come on, do it cunt, I dare you.

by kam75xx April 26, 2024

iCunt

A person that sits endlessly playing with their iPhone/pad in the presence of others

Oi, iCunt! Can you put that thing down for 5 seconds so we can have a conversation?

by belelesh July 14, 2010

iCunt

an individual who endlessly poses with their ipod

iCunt: look at me, i have an iPod, mnahmnahmnah

normal person: fuck off you iCunt

by ~*~twunt~*~ October 27, 2005

Icuntic

adjective
1. Relating to or of the negative nature of an icon known for their stupid or unpleasant words or actions; a public figure who, while illiciting strong feelings of dislike, can't help but be quotable and/or entertaining.

Wendy Williams is such an icon and a legend, but the woman's also a cunt that she is absolutely icuntic. I still can't stand that woman, though.

by Felix Morningstar March 27, 2023