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I eat ass face

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing and You Buck your eyes with their mouth open
I finally caught yo ass! don't give me that "I eat ass face" give me back my money lil bitch
by PK nigger! June 20, 2018
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i eat mop who

a knock knock joke

pronounced as: "I eat more poo"
Person 1: Knock, knock!
Person 2: Whoโ€™s there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?
Person 1: Dammit, man, that is way too much information!
by galearic November 19, 2020
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The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk ๐Ÿ˜ค
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
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I Eat Babies

A term used the same way that "I own u" is used in gaming. Could also be said:
I eat your babies, I ate your babies.
Justin and Zac were battling Dalton and Brandon. Zac and Justin win. Zac says "I eat babies!!!" Dalton and Justin say "lolwut."
by Ziiiiizizizi January 20, 2009
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I eat you

I eatyou is Turkish slang.It means you really fancy the other person or you think there wonderful.
guy says: "you are very beautiful,i eat you baby"

girl says: thanks! I eat you too lover!
by lalalaurenlove February 23, 2009
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I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat
I eat weetabix I love it when itโ€™s good and hard
by Cereal poster April 18, 2019
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I Eat Babies

by JJJ2 September 9, 2021
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