I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation

Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.

by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023

I’m dead

When something is so funny, unbelievable and random, this will cause one to feel metaphorically dead.

Girl: That was so funny!

Boy: I know, I’m dead, hahahahahaha

by abstracted. lmc May 21, 2018

I’m dead

A clarifying statement that one is no longer performing biological functions. Often used to remind someone why they will not be joined for dinner or any other social function involving the inquiring party.

Hey redacted, I had a really good time last week, would you like to go out again?

I’m dead.

by Bricked March 12, 2021

i’m dead

a term referring to when you find something so funny it “kills” you. often used in text conversations with your bestie or said in math class with a straight face. a trendy slang word

that’s so funny, i’m dead☠️

by ztheballerz November 27, 2018

I’m Dead

Extremely amusing. So funny that you “die”. Sometimes the “oh wow” factor.

I’m dead. Like I just died. That was too funny. I’m crying right now.

by HamBroDawgg November 17, 2017

I’m dead

A song by Duckwrth featuring Sabrina Claudio.

“Skull emoji nigga I’m dead ☠️“

by Poojaypls2000 August 18, 2018

I’m dead

Dying of laughter or laughter laughing hard asf

When I was eleven I said I’m dead to my mom prank calling my grand

by CARTOON TREY January 7, 2021