Heredia

One of the most uncommon and hard to pronounce last names ever invented. (hard to pronounce for complete retards) Anyone with this last name is doomed to a lifetime of having their last name mispronounced when taking attendance because the earth is made up of mostly retarded people.

"Her... herd... How's your last name pronounced?"

"Heredia!"

"Oh..."

by crazyjungledude February 23, 2009

hared out

Expression describing cowardice, using the idiomatic description of wildly and frantically hopping away, essentially suddenly disappearing.

Yeah, that crazy-ass muthafucka hared out before I could even ask him his name.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019

hyped up

Very excited for nothing

guy 1: shortie gave me her number
Guy 2: damn u hyped up she not even that bad

by Itz DIDDY December 5, 2014

HiredAssassin

A retarded and slightly disturbed obese skank who likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to please herself in public.

"There goes that HiredAssassin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad."

"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"

by crazyblondie1991 August 15, 2006

hored

horny and bored

man im really hored right now.

by gavinpussyslayer May 1, 2018

Hyped Up

Overly excited

Girl you are too hyped up.

by SugarBoojingles November 5, 2017

HOreditary

When being a Hoe, Thot, slut, Runs in the Family, in the genes.

Shelby is a Hoe just like her Mom Lyndsey, must be Horeditary!

by Dramafree13 November 20, 2019