A term created by Fenton Track and Cross Country team, meaning to cut a corner to create a triangle, and run along the hypotenuse, which is usually part of someones lawn. in turn you run less.
LAZINESS FTW!!!!
LAZINESS FTW!!!!
Man fuck this corner imma take the hypotenuse!
Hey Guys lets cut this corner and take the hypotenuse
Hey Guys lets cut this corner and take the hypotenuse
by r4wzt0|2 3|21C April 22, 2008
Get the hypotenuse mug.To hypotinuse, used as a verb, is to cut straight through the bullshit of any situation, and go straight to the goal. Stemming from the ancient mongolian word hypotinuuuu, it is said that the creator of the word was worshiped with cult like fervor for his briliant creation. Sadly, the cult of hypotinuuuu has long since died out, but their word, with some minor changes, lives on within all of us.
I totally hypotinused that field yo. (cut straight through the middle)
Nah,I didnt wait for the second date, I hypotinused the shit out of the first one. (way to go playa)
Mark, can you stop telling me this irrevelant story and hypotinuse to the end? (may be the most popular use)
Nah,I didnt wait for the second date, I hypotinused the shit out of the first one. (way to go playa)
Mark, can you stop telling me this irrevelant story and hypotinuse to the end? (may be the most popular use)
by Takamata May 16, 2007
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(n) A condition where one experiences sudden bouts of imagined earthquakes.
(v) hyposeismochondriate
(adj) hyposeismochondriac
(v) hyposeismochondriate
(adj) hyposeismochondriac
Post the terrible earthquake and tsunami in Japan,Pipe has been experiencing Hyposeismochondria.
A heavy lunch make me hyposeismohondriate.
Do you think ear infections turn you into an hyposeismochondriac?
A heavy lunch make me hyposeismohondriate.
Do you think ear infections turn you into an hyposeismochondriac?
by PIPESMOKER April 22, 2011
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A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the midst of travel (usually on foot) as said traveler walks along the "hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.
A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the midst of travel (usually on foot) as said traveler walks along the "hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.
Eric: How do we get to McConnell's Ice Cream Shop?
Peter: Its 3 blocks down Islay St., turn right and walk 2 blocks down De La Vina St.
Eric: Why don't we just take a hypotenuse shortcut through the back alleys to save time?
Peter: What the fuck is a hypotenuse shortcut?
Peter: Its 3 blocks down Islay St., turn right and walk 2 blocks down De La Vina St.
Eric: Why don't we just take a hypotenuse shortcut through the back alleys to save time?
Peter: What the fuck is a hypotenuse shortcut?
by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013
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Guy 1: Ugh brooooo, this bull shit that Ms. Rodriuguez gave us is so hard, I just want to make a hypotenoose and hang myself.
Guy 2: Same.
Guy 2: Same.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
Get the hypotenoose mug.A math term for the longest side of a right triangle. You learn this is about 5th grade, so whoever is you_know_who must be either a little kid, or extremely dumb.
by Nothing Chen April 21, 2005
Get the hypotenuse mug.dulled sensory perception, particularly in the sensory categories of sight, smell, taste, touch, and hearing.
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