hypocrites

a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities

hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*

ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!

later on....

black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?

by jennylovesean April 27, 2006

hypocritties

Fake breasts on a self-proclaimed devout Christian woman.

Betsy gave a talk on morality, humility, and the sins of the worldliness pursuits last Sunday at church while wearing a dress that showed her giant, rubbery artificial hypocritties.

by Dr. Centaur October 8, 2015

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites

A group of hypocrites known to hate acronyms, yet, they call them selves TAAH.

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)

by Rybrotic November 14, 2016

hypocritter

animals who say one thing and then do another.

That panda is such a hypocritter.

by mosorious January 18, 2011

hypercritters

noun; people who say fake cuss words like troutturd instead of bassturd, ashhole instead of asshold, frog or froggin instead of fuck or fucking, somehow trying to imply that they are holier than the person who uses real cuss words. when in actuality they will burn in hell with the rest of us authentic cussers and are only fooling themselves. froggin troutturds they're all ashholes if you ass me.

I'm so sick of all the hypercritters who can't get honest about their potty mouths like the rest of us.

by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008

hypocritter

A hypocrite who looks or acts like a critter such as your brother or sister.

----- you're a hypocritter! You just told me not to do that and now you're doing it yourself! You're a dirty hypocritter!

by Nathan Friesen January 27, 2026

Hypocritster

One whom makes fun of hipsters, yet does many things hipsters do, and yet is not a hipster because they don't do hipster things for hipster reasons.

person 1: "She's such a hipster- she got that skirt from a thrift store"

person 2: "No, she's a hypocritster- she shops at thrift stores because she's poor, and makes fun of the hipsters while she is there."

by TurquoiseFountain March 21, 2012