hypocrisy

A fatal flaw your average parent posses.
parent: I smoked marijuana by the bulk when i was 14, but you son unfortunately can't
son: why not? you did it.
parent: because i said so, now go study or you'll end up disappointing me with your bad grades.
son: why? you disappointed your parents and dropped out of school. thats total hypocrisy!
parent: just do it! now I'm going spark one up on the balcony, remember drugs and smoking are bad!
by FloraJane May 25, 2009
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The act of condemning an act when it is done by other people while not doing so when the exact same act is performed by a person or a certain group of people or organizations.
Recently George W. Bush admitted on tape that he smoked marijuana. The silence from the right is deafing, but several years ago when Clinton admitted that he smoked but didn't inhale the right nearly crucified him.
by jesster79 February 22, 2005
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noun. The manifestation of irony in mankind
Hypocrisy is when people become ironic.
by apq December 31, 2011
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My actions contradict what I say to such a degree that the Merriam Webster dictionary decided to change the definition of hypocrisy was changed to a picture of Vegan Gains
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antonymy; simply put,an opposite result to an otherwise apparent pretense.
Hypocrisy is preaching good while at the same time practicing evil.
by James November 18, 2003
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1. (n) The state of being a hypicrite.

2. (n) One who pretends to be religious, smart, honest, loyal, noteworthy, sympathetic, kind, etc. without actually being so.

3. (adj) being or being associated with a hypocrite.
All hypocrates are sentanced to spend the rest of eternity in hell for their evil contradicting ways.

Hypocracy is the root of all evil in politics.
by Jo November 22, 2003
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Donald Trump wants to ban transgender people from the military to save more money, but he also allotted $1.6B to fund his wall. He is the definition of hypocrisy.
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