hypocrites

a very confused person who says not to do one thing, believes it, and then goes and does it, but doesn't realize it. Says they believe the rule, but thinks it doesn't apply to them.

Hypocrites: It's over
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...

by Lissarules June 28, 2006

hypocrites

President George W. Bush

Bush:
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!

3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush

President Bush: The hypocrites love him

by Oo Sol oO December 9, 2008

hypocritism

the act of a hypocrite

troy, for you to state that its hypocritism

by Renshaw30 September 1, 2009

Hypocripster

One who engages in heavy criticism of hipsters, often demonstrating a vague understanding of what constitutes a hipster, but ultimately themselves embodying what a hipster truly is.

Between their fax machine method of communication and their constant livejournal posts, Sarah and Jordan are the biggest hypocripsters I know.

by Hypocripster July 20, 2009

hypocrites

a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities

hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*

ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!

later on....

black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?

by jennylovesean April 27, 2006

Hypocrosby

Firing a staff member from your show for acting in a risque movie when you yourself are in fact a rapist.

Thats total hypocrosby, he fired that chick for starring in the movie dark heart, when all along he was a goddam rapist.

by Blitzkreep December 13, 2014

Hypocritism

The act of hypocrisy

Adam is the God of hypocritism

by atriece May 6, 2021