Hyponomia

Hyponomia is a condition in which the amount of NOMs drops below the required amount for normal metabolism and body functions.

The only way to treat it is to NOM NOM NOM.

If i don't get something to eat, i'd die of hyponomia.

by psychuil June 30, 2011

Hypophobia

scared of making sudden movements because you might pee your pants

i'm scurred if i make any sudden movements i might pee muh pants, because i have Hypophobia.

by Tylaaaa October 30, 2007

homobobiac

Gay stuff

You homobobiac

by ARDKID123 March 22, 2017

Hyphobia

The fear of being paranoid about your partner or significant others whereabouts, as it’s the paranoia itself that invokes fear into the individual.

“Hey man l, I saw your girlfriend with another guy last night”

“Ah if she was it’s probably my fault. I have Hyphobia and she could probably tell”

by J. Stuart Lewis June 17, 2019

Hypotonia

Hypotonia is a lack of muscle tone which is the amount of tension/resistance to stretch in a muscle.

This could cause developmental delay in infants. Such as walking, running, etc could be later than expected.
Oh and constipation, but don't worry about that 😜(worry about it)

Sincerely, someone with a embarrassing medical history

"And what is your medical history?"

"UHHHMMMMM... Hypotonia 😎💧"

"😨"

by ZincDefines August 26, 2023