Hyperloop

The act of two men simultaneously sodomizing each other. For best results try a combining scissoring with the double squat position.

I caught my fiancé hyperlooping our gardener yesterday afternoon.

by Bouvers March 26, 2019

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush

Found only in Argentina. Side-effects include 'Thinking you are hatching from an egg.'

we smokin on dat hypertonic chinchillamoose kush. chea dat good shit

by holisterr February 17, 2009

Hypertrophy

it comes from the greek word "procrasturbate" and means to build muscle fiber. first said when Socrates called Aristole a bitch and told to work out to build hypertrophy.

Meg Phil went to the Gym and beat up "little people" thus she developed Hypertrophy.
Our pickle ball team won the hypertrophy and partied like it was 1999 big willy style

by harry Ballsonya November 18, 2004

hypertrophic scar

A scar that's bothersome and unsightly because it's raised above the skin and looks like a lump due to too much collagen being produced during the healing process of a wound. It feels itchy and sometimes painful, too. It may take several years for them to flatten and fade, but until then they're a real pain and you're going to spend a bit of money on silicone sheets and scar gel to remove them. On the bright side, at least it's not a keloid.

"I have a few hypertrophic scars on my neck that have gotten me kicked out of my girlfriend's house because her parents thought they were hickeys."

by Dead Cardboard Box September 7, 2016

Hyperpoop

A musical genre that sounds like pooping while high and hyper, usually involving screaming and moaning with autotune.
Basically our crappy modern genre of poosic known as poop, but on sugar and drugs.

You: Charli XCX has some of the weirdest poosic out there.
Me: I know, it’s hyperpoop.
You: Hyperpoop has to be the most insane genre in music.
Me: It’s like getting coked up.

by gregben February 20, 2022

Hypertone

The fastest form of music, if it even is. It goes from 1,200,000 BPM to "Infinity"1.
1: A.k.a: a point where you can't hear it even with audio amplification.

Dumbass: ew people make Hypertone? that's pretty gay
Dumbass2: Hypertone is good you dumbass

by Noobinthetrash February 20, 2023

HyperMoo

One of the best and most well known skywars duels player on the minecraft server "Hypixel" he's known for popularizing the kit name dsalmon and getting insane winstreaks. He has a ton of wins and is always muted.

I lost my 400 winstreak to HyperMoo

by moorite7 April 13, 2021