hypercrite

Someone that holds others to multiple mutually exclusive standards.

My mom didn't want me to date boys, so I didn't. Then she was mad I was dating girls. If that wasn't bad enough, now she's mad that I'm thirty and unmarried. What a hypercrite.

by Kwiila November 19, 2022

Hyperspire

The rapid conspiring of all things web related.

Hyperspire new ways to eleminate spam, or hyperspiring to order some new shoes online. One may hyperspire to chat with hot babes online all day.

by Casey Comendant March 3, 2008

hypershit

The act of taking a very big shit

It took me so long to get out because I was taking a hypershit

by kat_guy November 4, 2022

hypermiler

A Hypermiler is someone who drives 37.2 MPH on a interstate so they can save $0.75 cents on gas over the course of a week. They have no regard for anyone else or their time.

Hypermilers present a clear danger to to traffic by creating an unanticipated obstruction by simply driving well below the posted speed limit and expected speeds for a given road.

That hypermiler just caused an accident with a bus full of nuns to save fifteen cents on his daily commute!

by ABadCaffeineTrip June 24, 2008

hypercrite

A person whose actions are so counter to his words that he's gone beyond being just a hypocrite. This behavior has been exhibited in the wild most acutely by conservative Caucasian Homo sapiens.

A longtime advocate of traditional marriage and family values, the congressman was outed as a hypercrite after texting an explicit video to his contacts list of himself having sex with someone who was neither his wife nor of the opposite gender.

by Bart County Scrivener June 3, 2016

Hypercrite

someone who is such a damn hypocrite you need a new word for it.

Ben is a fucking hypercrite. what a cunt.

by Billyith the 3rd May 5, 2018

hypercrite

A public or influencial person who publicly professes his or her philosophy or ideology but secretly lives a life contrary to that philosophy. An uber-hypocrite.

President George Bush, Senator Larry Craig, Rush Limbaugh, Reverend Ted Haggert are dyed-in-the-wool hypercrites.

by Kaliuma September 8, 2007