Hansel

That Hansel's so hot right now...

"Hansel, so hot right now, Hansel"

by Iliketurtleskid December 10, 2009

hansel

hansel = a hot guy, a handsome guy etc

matt is such a hansel

by Blush January 7, 2007

hysell

If you have the last name hysell,your really cool and really cute , you got a lot of bullshit in your life and like to just laugh it off with some memes!! You struggle a lot focusing on school or work because your always to busy daydreaming but always find a way to get though it! If you happen to meet a Hysell, stick with them for sure!!!

Guy-dude why are you so happy today!?
Other guy-I met a hysell yesterday!
Guy-lucky!!!!

by Clownnn April 8, 2020

Katie Hensell

I’m her bitch

I’m Katie hensells bitch

by HybridWalker August 12, 2019

Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

by Branman515 May 4, 2007

Hensel

To have a huge weiner

Girl: That dude has a huge wang
Guy: He's a what?
Girl: A Hensel

by Hensel17 June 1, 2009

Hanselman

The act of friending two women friends and sleeping with both. Although not at the same time, it must be during the same weekend. Also the women must remain friends after said Hanselmanning.

Man 1: Dude, I hanselmanned those chicks last weekend.

Man 2: And they are still friends?

Man 1: Yeah.

by dickinny April 17, 2013