Hyena

A sexually agressive young woman who targets older, married men as sexual conquests.

It sure looked like Catherine Zeta-Jones was a hyena when she was after Michael Douglas. But she turned out not to be. She married him. Who knew?

by Hot Lips Hannah September 3, 2010

Hyena

Hyena= a woman way past her sexual prime, easily identified by her national geographic tribal style saggy breasts and fried from over coloring hair. Habitat consists of bowling alleys, targets, doctors offices and the occasional coffee shop. The cackle is also a dead giveaway.

Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton is a straight up Hyena

by Older than a cougar December 10, 2013

Hyena

An animal. Like a wild....dog.
It acts like it could be smokin' some of that weed!

Hyena: Heeheeheehee!
Elephant (To coyote): I don't know what he's smokin', but I want some of it!
Coyote:I can hook you up.

by Hyena King December 23, 2009

hyena

A person who leaves a laughing emoji on social media comments to show disdain for the comment or the commenter.

Marilyn NEVER leaves a comment, just a laughing emoji, since I corrected her on a factual error she made. She's become a real hyena.

by Veryoldlawyer December 28, 2018

Hyena

A woman who, in her prime, was considered a cougar. She has now aged too far to fit that classification, but not so far that you would turn down action from her.

Back in the day, Nancy was a cougar. As she's aged though, she's really more of a hyena.

by Earl November 4, 2004

Hyena

Yall are bitches hyena’s are the coolest animal ever tbh, like that one hyena from the lion king got me feeling some kind of way.

My friend: the popular girls literally look like hyenas with and without makeup on

Hyenas are shuddering rn

by CEOofundertale February 18, 2020

Hyena

An African mammal, ugly as hell,hairy and dirty that usually feeds on shitty corpses left by other animals, fucks once a year and yet keeps laughing.

Safari Guide : Look people, a hyena!
Tourist: Ewww, thats disgusting!

by jackts9999 May 4, 2009