hydroponic shit rod

When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.

Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball

by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009

hetrophobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against straight people.

“i hate cindy cuz she straight”
“so ur hetrophobic?”

by daadon December 22, 2020

hydrophilic head

The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.

Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.

by JB Potter Pals September 30, 2007

Hydroponic

the literal definition of Hydroponic is "water working" or the greek words Hydro meaning Water and Ponos meaning Labor. Hydroponics is the process of of creating a system that is able to recirculate water while supplying the plants roots with nutrients in a completely soilless system.

john has a dope hydroponic system in his closet

by Blunt Trauma in san diego January 9, 2010

hydroponic

grown in a solution of nutrients rather than in soil.

man, that's some sweet hydroponic herb!

by discosadness July 17, 2006

hydroponic heart

Metaphoric in nature, a hydroponic heart is found in a cold, uncaring, indifferent person. Hydroponic refers to somewhat sterile, artificial growing conditions, such as hydroponic crops.

Originally coined by Shakira, a Columbian pop singer.

This relationship is over, I need some caring, loving and emotion in my life, not you and your hydroponic heart.

by JustMeMan May 21, 2006

HYDROPHOSCITES

The scientific word for 'Belly button fluff'

In late 1982, Dr Michael McKilliam Macnaught was tinkering around near his naval area, when he was the first man to discover and note the previously known Belly Button Fluff was actually a concuction of water (hydro)and Co2 (ph). This product was situtated at the centre of the stomach and life (Sc) and rather small (ites). Michael pursued to name the compound 'HYDROPHOSCITES' (hydro-fos-sc-ites). The name has been synonomous since and is much talked about in the science arena.

by MIKE MACNAUGHT December 8, 2006