haterbate

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon

"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."

by mattymills11 December 22, 2008

Hubberbate

When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.

I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.

I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.

I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.

by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020

Hybernate

Getting hyphy by yourself.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go to a party?

Guy 2: Na, I think Ima just hybernate.

by Slackster11 August 24, 2010

hibernate

when a huge bear like human sleeps for 19 consecutive hours

when gabe hibernates its like he's in a coma

by dufa January 19, 2007

hybernation sickness

In StarWars its when your in carbon freeze for too long and your all disoriented and you cant see. These symptoms pass with time. In the real world its when you sleep for too long and your all groggy, headachey, and have blurred vision. Also passes w/ time.

Dan: Dude i nodded off for a quick jedi nap and i woke up w/ hybernation sickness.

Bob: Sux

by Darth Bugga January 13, 2009

hibernate

A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter

B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.

C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.

I so need to hibernate definition b) this winter.

by Sexydimma November 20, 2014

Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

When a computer does not restart or come out of hibernation but instead hangs in a state without a display

I tried restarting my computer, but every time it just goes into a Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

by Odin Overland July 22, 2011