Hobosexual

A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.

Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.

by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017

Habbosexual

Someone who doesn't date or have intimate relationships in real life, but instead tries to on the internet site habbo.com.

Guy 1: So why doesn't the girlfriend he keeps talking about come hang out with us all?

Guy 2: He doesn't know her in real life, just on habbo.

Guy 1: Wow, I never knew he was a habbosexual!

by Stooone@live March 12, 2009

Hobosexual

Someone that enters into a relationship to prevent themselves from being homeless.

Nah girl, you don't want him. He just using you. Keisha down the block just cut his ass loose. He a hobosexual.

by CMWA January 7, 2017

hubbysexual

Only being attracted to your hubby and loving them unconditionally; only being attracted to your hubby and letting everybody know that as you put it in your bio and every time you introduce yourself to others, you mention you are hubbysexual letting them know their place besides such an amazing human being.

Person a-Omg I heard Natalia is hubbysexual!
Person b- I know right! I heard she really loves her hubby ( aka my bby bunny ;) )

by i f*cked Dios asshole November 28, 2020

Hobosexual

A person, usually a man, that enters into a relationship just to have a place to stay.

Instead of finding a real man, she dates hobosexuals that can't do anything for her.

by BeckyWitDaGoodHair January 25, 2017

Hobosexual

When a homeless person gets into relationships just to avoid being homeless

Did you hear about that hobosexual Spencer pretending he loves that girl just so he has a place to live.

by Whbkcm August 27, 2017

hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.

" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"

by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017