a humphrey

A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.

Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.

by Joel Rodriguez March 18, 2007

Daniel Humphreys

the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best of your sexual blonde fuck.

the Daniel Humphreys tripped balls on A Tuesday night.

by Daniel Humphreys December 22, 2012

Humphrey

A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes

Oh look it's Humphrey

by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022

Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

by Jenn Regan July 6, 2006

humphrey effect

When your on a win streak in a game or sport and a person with the last name of Humphrey joins and you start an instant decline and lose multiple times in a row.

"hey man i was just on a huge win streak but this guy joined and now i lost 4 games in a row"

"same man fuck the Humphrey effect"

by promemerlmao December 8, 2016

[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs

Humphrey Dinkle Berries

by Arks December 15, 2008

Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.

Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?

by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021