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human suitcase

when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.
instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.
by ckguy518 March 1, 2011
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human suitcase

Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.
John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"
by unoriginalsin March 7, 2011
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human suitcase

when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.
tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.
by iamkayelem March 1, 2011
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human suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.
Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase
by SNLFAN March 3, 2011
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human suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.
Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase
by SNLFAN March 3, 2011
mugGet the human suitcasemug.

Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
by JMulan March 1, 2011
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Human Suitcase

It's a thing of when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport. -- A perfect Valentine's Day gift.
Bill - I bought my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentine's day. It was nice to have a little human with me on the trip for laundry and such.
by GNARBISCUITS March 1, 2011
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