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Armless Hitch Hiker

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021
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Samuel Huerta

A very fat Mexican, Sammy is straight out of the suburb of Cicero Illinois (you already know he not wts) he was a wannabe Gd then turned maniac due to him liking nazi symbols cause he hates blacks. Even tho Cicero is 99% Mexicans that wish they lived in lil village. In fact Samuel Huerta is just a fat peice of lard that’s wishes to be a Maniac and creams of the idea of meeting elvy the god. In conclusion he’s worthless and morbidly obese. He is known to be posted up at 52nd ct (dry ass block)
Yoooo you herd Samuel Huerta flipped Latin king
by Fto Xavier Brass July 27, 2020
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Pornelius Hubert

My full name is Pornelius Hubert
by ColaCode July 14, 2018
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Hubert Cumberdale

One of salad fingers finger puppets. He tastes like soot and poo.
Euch , Hubert Cumberdale! you taste like soot and poo! (crying)
by PopCat August 28, 2004
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Husker Du

1. The greatest punk rock band ever.
2. A children's board game meaning "Do You Remember?". Kind of like Memory or Concentration.
Well sure, Nirvana was great but they wouldn't exist if not for Husker Du!
by NewDayRising October 6, 2003
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huber gay

Three fingers in your asshole? That's huber gay.

Soup kitchens are huber gay.
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Huer

A term to describe someone who engages in seriously high levels of messing, prick acting and all-round having the craic.
Jaysus, that Johnny fella is some huer of a man.
by Simey Spider March 6, 2019
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