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Huffy

A huffy is when you shove your head up a butthole and sing opera.
"I was so deep into that huffy."
by T_swizzle December 21, 2013
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huffy

A brand of cheapo bikes sold in department stores such as Walmart. They usually are supposed to look like mountain bikes, but are not strong or light enough to actually tolerate such use, and are rarely ridden off street. They are usually extremely heavy. I do not know of one under 35 pounds.

Some of them do have decent components and function ok. The shifting is usually good. They tend to be more reliable than other department store brands. They are definitely not serious bikes, though. If you have one that you ride to work, class, etc., then you will think cycling is slow and laborious and will give it up. Spend the same amount you bought the Huffy for new and buy a used road bike on craigslist. It will make a world of difference.

They do make good presents for kids. They are nice-looking and have lots of fancy stuff on them and more gears than you can use. Not for anyone over the age of 12, though.
Soccer mom: "I got our son a bike for his birthday. It was a huffy and it's so cool!"

Dad: "It's a good thing he hasn't acquired a taste for real bikes yet."
by spinningtabletop February 1, 2009
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Hufftae

Huff-tae(have to) - something which must be done
"Its one of my hufftaes"
by Earl85 April 2, 2008
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huffy puffy

when you smoke entire joint while riding your bike without taking your hands off the handle bars.
woo wee I almost passed out but that was one nice 10 mile huffy puffy.
by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021
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huffy

a skank who likes have sex with virgin males.
you see that girl? She's been the first bang for every dude in the school. She's a Huffy.

Yeah dude, she's totally a popular first bicycle for young boys.
by spissatus June 5, 2009
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Hufty

Adjective- burly with a touch of oomf
oh ny god. That is a hufty fat rich king eating a very hufty fat loaf of Italian bread
by BigLoosh69 March 19, 2019
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1975 Huffy Beach Cruiser

Code word for dildo (an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation)
Jarrin: “I’m going to go home and ride my 1975 Huffy Beach Cruiser

Guss: “Dude, stop telling me. No one cares
by Tyroneswaggins January 14, 2019
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