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huddersfield goose grip

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A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.
"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"
by Ross October 31, 2004
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Huddersfield Field fuck

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An act which includes a ginger girl a condom and anal
Girl “Hey baby you up for a Huddersfield field fuck?”

Guy “Hell no you nasty!”
by Big Stonker February 4, 2018
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huddersfield town

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a crap league one team who dont know how to win a local derby. there current form is so poor that if they carry on playing the way they are there will end up in a relegation dogfight instead of a promotion push
im a huddersfield town fan but i am thinking about supporting bradford city because they are so much better then us
by peter jackson December 25, 2004
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A Man with unusually large hands. Huddersfield Abids are known to lie all the time. They are simply referred to as 'The Fox'
Let's go see the Huddersfield Abid let's see if he's lying again.
by Huddersfield Clown September 5, 2020
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Huddersfield university

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A mismatched university where only the Chinese or desperate go. Go to Huddersfield if you don’t speak English as none of the locals or students do either, the locals speak ‘Yorkshire’ and pronounce their town as ‘uddersfield’ many believing this is due to the large population of cows in the area, and although most of the girls are large and smell like sh*t they are in fact not talking about udders at all and simply stupid c**ts and cannot pronounce the letter ‘H’ also, the real name for Huddersfield University is ‘THE University of Huddersfield’ yet the locals are also too thick to know the existence of the word ‘the’ too. Only good thing going for it is the fact that there is many even sh*ttier places to get pissed up around it, Leeds, Manchester, ShakeyWakey and so on so if you go to THE University of Huddersfield don’t worry you will always be drunk and have a greggs pasty in hand, just like the rest of the locals, you’ll fit right in.
Is everyone at Huddersfield university Chinese? No some are drunk too
by Izokay24 May 15, 2018
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So where are you from?
"Huddersfield"
Are so you're a Huddersfieldian then?
"Yup" :)
by Dave199191 December 16, 2010
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