Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."

Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.

by Inevitibility June 6, 2015

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Huerta

Huerta, meaning "orchard" or "garden" in Spanish. Also a surname derived from Spain. Anyone who has a last name of Huerta is a respectable person with good morals and is close family oriented. Huertas are full of life and are excellent cooks. You should be proud to know a Huerta.

Did you know that a Huerta family moved into the neighborhood just recently?
Si.
They're really nice people.
Si.

by saywhaaaa?? April 3, 2011

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Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869

Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world

by rudetabaga July 27, 2020

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Hubert Cumberdale

1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo

2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.

1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.

by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005

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