Hisham Moment

A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.

Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.

Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention

Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.

Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate

by DoesSheEvenGoHere October 11, 2017

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hrishita

A person who is always happy and smiling. A social butterfly who is always kind to everyone. Very approachable and always the centre of attraction. A person who is a total extrovert and loves all sports.

Omg you are so lucky to have a Hrishita as your best friend!

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Hisham

A fine handsome Man with a thunder cock that will make any girl love him and watch out for the Hisham eye it can attach any girl he like in a matter of seconds

Ashley’s girlfriend : is that Hisham
Ashley : ya he’s my best friend he’s cool

Ashley’s girlfriend : am dumping u ( she runs off and starts making out with Hisham )

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Hishanaka

A name of a child that was once very loved and will never be forgotten he was always cared about and always loved by others and will never leave our hearts or minds

Person 1: I want a Hishanaka
Person2: Yeah Hishanaka is the best
Person1: I know right

by Ilovewaterbottles June 10, 2017

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Hrishi

A smart kid. A GPA of 4.15 and the kid in your school that everyone wants to be friends with. But he can tell a good kid from a bad kid, and he’s only friends with good kids. He’s also a god at making memes and stories and comics. A Fortnite player... If you ever meet a Hrishi at your school, don’t challenge him to anything that requires brainpower because he’s doing math two grades higher than his current grade. And don’t challenge him to Fortnite. Or you will be scarred for life. Nobody is perfect, but the closest you can get to is Hrishi.

I feel like a Hrishi right now.
#Blessed

by Grudge January 10, 2019

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