street howitzer

A large guage shotgun that is modified with a shorter barrel. The phrase originated in the late 1800's, but had a resurgence of popularity in the 20's and 30's.

On my deliveries, I always keep a street howitzer in my truck.

by GrifterOi May 29, 2008

chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003

Spicy Howitzer

Fisting someone's asshole with sandpaper and Indian curry

Jim cut in front of Joe at lunch. Joe promptly have him a Spicy Howitzer

by FOTV June 1, 2015

street howitzer

A shotgun, usually a twelve guage

ill take the 9 mil, u carry the street howitzer.

by utizzle January 11, 2008

Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009

hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.

Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.

by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005