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hovercraft

When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!

Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.
by danethebrain January 17, 2008
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Hovercraft

A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.
Joe: Jenna, Hovercraft at 6 0'clock!
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*
by Joe Sabs March 5, 2007
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hovercrafting

Another term for dry-humping.
My virgin girlfriend would allow nothing but hovercrafting with jeans on.
by Jack-hole-lantern October 6, 2006
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hovercraft

During anal sex, the "receiver" releases gas, that causes the "supplier" to experience a slight loss of contact.
Kenny gave Chris a hovercraft during their amazingly passionate gay intercourse.
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Hovercrafts

a person that hangs at dope( meth) house to get high for free. They will go from room to room hovering intill someone gets them high.As soon the person is out of stuff the hovercraft will immediately move on to the next person.
"how many hovercrafts are you going to let in your house?"" I hate seeing all these hovercrafts in your room""Do i have to throw a 20 pice out the front door to get you guys out of here"
by BIGFEETS_17 December 3, 2011
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Hovercraft

A hussey or an annoying person who comes near you and lingers. They are unwanted and continue to approach.
by Rhee Messina October 4, 2017
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Can't see the hovercraft for the eels

Being unable to see the bigger picture. Focusing on the eels without dealing with the larger hovercraft
by markymoo72 May 12, 2019
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