Hovercraft

A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.

Joe: Jenna, Hovercraft at 6 0'clock!
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*

by Joe Sabs March 5, 2007

hovercrafting

Another term for dry-humping.

My virgin girlfriend would allow nothing but hovercrafting with jeans on.

by Jack-hole-lantern October 6, 2006

hovercraft

During anal sex, the "receiver" releases gas, that causes the "supplier" to experience a slight loss of contact.

Kenny gave Chris a hovercraft during their amazingly passionate gay intercourse.

by Justin Rice, Carlton Kenney, Logan Revolt November 16, 2007

Hovercraft

A hussey or an annoying person who comes near you and lingers. They are unwanted and continue to approach.

I honestly hate hovercrafts.

by Rhee Messina October 4, 2017

Can't see the hovercraft for the eels

Being unable to see the bigger picture. Focusing on the eels without dealing with the larger hovercraft

I can't see the hovercraft for the eels

by markymoo72 May 12, 2019

hovercraft that hoe

When ya shove that hoe down on tha bed, jump on her back and fart whilst screaming "HOVERCRAFT THAT HOE!!!!" as you float up off her back slightly.

I totally got her with the hovercraft that hoe! last night.

by cherrythunder December 29, 2007

Hovercraft

To hover your balls over a girls mouth while she makes a fan blowing noise.

Dude, this chick blew me and then I gave her a hovercraft.

by Newsome July 10, 2013