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Hovering

When someone is eaves dropping, listening in , being nosy.

When you are eating and someone is looking at your food very hard and making you feel uncomfortable.
i was talking to by girl and her mom was HOVERING....(you can even make a helicoppter sound so your frieinds know what your talking about)
by La lengua, Darryl G September 20, 2010
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Hovering

When a person stays near you but doesn’t talk or do anything just “hovers”
God!!! That guy jimmy just keeps hovering!
by SNuG_Aidan August 22, 2019
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hovered

Not sitting down in public stall & got the seatbelt, just hovered, resulting in random trajectories of poo.
Some dude just hovered the stall.
by Wraeth October 13, 2014
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Hover

To piss all over the toilet seat. Women do this in order to make the toilet seat a disgusting mess, and secondly to encourage further hovering by subsequent users of the toilet.
The toilet seat is a disgusting mess because the last five girls that used it all hovered.
by M.C. Sarbanes-Oxalot March 19, 2008
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hoverability

the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.
"good god, that port-a-john is disgusting. how the hell did you use that thing?"

"i've got good hoverability, bro."
by polecat13 June 28, 2009
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Hovering

Hovering is the feeling you have when you're almost high or when you're coming down from being high; it's the marijuana equivalent of being buzzed when drinking.
Friend: Are you high, man?
You: Nah I'm just hovering.

Yo I think I need some more weed, I'm starting to hover.
by Bob Harrelson July 20, 2011
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Hoverate

What a female does above a commode that she does not wish to sit on while taking care of her business.
The bathroom at the gas station was so bad she had to hoverate over the toilet.
by mgbplt July 7, 2011
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