hovito

A fake ass Spanish word Jay-Z uses to reference himself in his lyrics. Since he dubbed himself 'Jay-Hova', he decided to add -ito at the end to make it Spanglish.

"Hola' Hovito! That's what they sayin' when I roll up wit my people."

by Johnesia July 18, 2005

Hoeitus

A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.

Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..

Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.

by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013

hovestol

That crazy gullable girl in your AP European History Class. Also anything that just doesnt' make sense.

Rob Jackson is such a hovestol all he ever does is jack around and get fat F's.

by Chjodam March 10, 2005

hoventure

an adventure involving a ho or ho-like behavior

I had a hoventure last night at the club

by Pisstrated March 12, 2014

hopeitful

Being beyond any definition known to mankind to describe something so flawlessly beautiful. Perfection inside and out second to none.

HRR is Hopeitful !

by 92Y March 18, 2014

Hovertate

To hover and levitate at the same time

'Hey Regina did you see nick hovertate last night?'
'Yeah that shit cray'

by bekira February 5, 2013

hovitate

word that Bobby Famous made up to describe "hovering" and "levitating" from one point to another to avoid treading on a carpet.

How am i supposed to get there, hovitate?"

by niggaaaplease July 20, 2007