I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.
You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.
You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.
by El Pinche Trio May 12, 2021
A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort
by Rhunt November 20, 2015
by Hahahakdjahahahah June 24, 2022
jeremiah Houser is a it
by 101460 February 18, 2020
Sam Houser is a weird kid who always cusses like all of the other kids at their school. Sam is a kid who all the ladies at their school has a crush on even though their weird. sam asks questions (weird and unnecessary) at really bad times. Sam's self-esteem is so low when they hear someone has a crush on them they dont believe and push them away.
by Youmightknowmeyoumightnot April 5, 2022
by urmomsgfssister June 6, 2019
Andrew Imboden ain't got shit on Chris Cuthbertson man, he holds the world record for macking and orgasm giving skills, I heard that he can give a woman a squirting orgasm in under 10 seconds, he has got to be the greatest pimp eva
Andrew: Man I wish i was that guy, hell never be second to anyone in women skills and pleasure. I wish my dick was as big as his.
by shobobo March 28, 2005