Homebound

Someone that is so ugly or disliked that they stay inside their home for the betterment of mankind.

Hey is Dave coming to hang out?

Nah he's fuckin Homebound no one wants to see his ass.

by A King in His castle May 4, 2019

houseband

A term derived from the word "housewife" and "husband" used to describe an unemployed boyfriend/fiancé/husband who stays at home and does hosewife kinda stuff.

Dude1: Hey, bro. Wanna join me at the bar for a drink or five?

Dude2: na, bro. I can't. Don't you remember? I'm a houseband. I have chores to do.

by Dekrepit90 February 13, 2015

Husbounded

The process whereby a woman gives up her autonomy when she acquires a husband.

Newly married Jane suddenly felt husbounded when her girl friends suggested a night out having a meal and going clubbing

by Blue Revolution October 16, 2022

housebold

A word that refers to the metaphorical home of a large pack of gays

A good Christian Minecraft sever

The place where gays most commonly enjoy their lagauge

No cursing in this good Christian housebold.

The gays in America commonly reside in large, multi level housebolds.

by Murder Class Alumni July 5, 2018

hosehound

A really ugly, often fat woman who thinks wearing fishnet panyhose, vinyl miniskirt or whatever slutty outfit would make her pretty when in fact it just makes her look uglier and stupid.

"Oh man, what a fucking hosehound getting out of that car!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

Houseband

Noun. The male version of a housewife. Mostly common in heterosexual relationships where str8 men don’t carry their weight but ideally used in reference to gay relationships.

I’m a houseband shopping in Dubai.

by FredekaStar March 16, 2019

hosehound

as a verb, the act of a good hard sexual encounter equivalent to soft rape

"I'm going to hosehound that girl."

by Nolan C. May 5, 2008