Hatfished

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - she was being hatfished."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020

Hatfish

A man who is wearing a hat in every picture of his online dating profile and thus hiding the fact he is bald. Only for the unsuspecting woman to find out about said baldness in real life.

‘I went on a date and he was bald’ surely you already knew this prior to the date? No he had a hat on in all his pictures. ‘Oh no he was a hatfish’

by Cassmarie20 May 16, 2019

hatfish

A person who is only attractive when they are wearing a hat

"He took his hat off and looked like a completely different person. A total hatfish"

by Meyonce January 22, 2019

hatfish

A hatfish is a boy or girl who looks very good when wearing a hat, but when people see them without the hat its like they're a completely different uglier person.

I saw the boy from the party the other day, and he was way uglier. I can't believe he hatfished me.

by Kelly1920 October 1, 2018

hotdish

Minnesotan for casserole, almost always combining cream of something soup and canned vegetables with a significant source of starch (e.g. noodles, tater tots). Mystery meat and French fried onions might be included if you're having a good day. Nothing to do with a hot chick.

Hey Ole, did you catch the tater tot hotdish special down at the cafe? Heckuva deal.

by Scandochick November 10, 2008

hotisha

A person who displays characteristics of a conniving lady of the night.

Alex is such a hotisha, she made out with my boyfriend.

by ABomb21 January 2, 2009

Minnesota Hotdish

When a Police Station is on fire.

Hey Brian, did you see the 3rd Precinct last night? It was a real Minnesota Hotdish after the protest.

by DirtVonnegut May 29, 2020