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hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
by Nick D July 23, 2006
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parry hotter

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.
When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.
by Jacomba February 27, 2004
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hotter than the devil's dick

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.
Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!
by Lynniecat April 20, 2006
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Hotter on Facebook theory

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.
Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.
by flavorflav February 16, 2009
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hotter than balls

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.
My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.
by DPG60 June 15, 2007
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hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.
Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!
by WesNile December 14, 2007
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Hotter then a whore house on nickel night

1) Being unbearably hot or humid, to the point of complaining and whining.
Fade: Dam man this place is hotter then a whore house on nickel night!
The Buddy: I know someone needs to crank on the AC
by byBeardofZeus September 7, 2010
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