Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

Hot waffle

Street slang for fine or well good

Like if Rooney just scored an epic goal winning the world cup. The boys in the crowd would be like that was well hot waffle.

by L3RONE December 6, 2010

hot waffle

Popular breakfast in Europe, often served alongside standard Belgian waffles and hookers.

Dude, I just got back from the Netherlands, and this hot waffle thing--it was totally a syrup-filled bong!!! Everything's better in Holland.

by Colbert Viewer February 28, 2008

Cleavland hot waffle

The act of shitting on someone's chest and then pressing it with a tennis racket.

Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.

by David Vine August 7, 2020

Hot Waffle

A sex act where, during a threesome with two other women, a man must get all of his 'man batter' into all of the womens' orifaces.

My husband and I met up with Stephanie last night and boy did he give us a good hot waffle!

by Tallski July 21, 2009

Hot Waffle

When a woman sharts while receiving cunnilingus.

That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.

by OsuJustice January 2, 2010

hot waffle

when a person takes a dump on anothers chest then hits it with a tennis racket.

i gave her a hot waffle last night

by merrimoon August 26, 2010