Hot Moon

Hot Moon
Preparation is conducted by eating hot foods as early in the day as possible to allow time for the stool to mature.

At the time of intercorse, the evacuation of the bowels begins. You then gather as much fecal matter as you possibly can.

Start the application around the anus (moon) covering the hole, at which point you begin anal penetration.

Sandra was eager to spice things up with her partner and therefore decided (in a mutual decision) to try the Hot Moon.

by Hot Mooner June 27, 2022

hot monocle

Were a man ejaculates onto a womans eye causing pain.

"Give me a hot monocle"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"

by Sexmeister May 2, 2006

hot monica

The act of having anal sex using hot sauce as lubricant.

Never thought that sriracha would be perfect for giving this ratchet a hot monica.

My dick will never be the same after giving her that hot monica.

That hot monica last night was on fire.

Tried pouring milk on my dick to cool off my cock from that sloppy hot monica.

by Dick McTrickle June 6, 2014

Hot Moms in Your Area

Porn site ad that pretends like there are hot women in your area wanting to have sex with you.

Person1: *masturbating to porn*
Porn Site Ad: Hot Moms in your AREA! Get ready to FUCK.

by akselly March 12, 2021

Hot Monkey Love

To engage in hot serious sex. To go at it with the prowless of a monkey. In that you actually make each other wanna make noises similar to that of a screaming monkey.

We got our freak on last night, We made 'hot monkey love' !!

by krunchie December 3, 2003

hot monkey sex

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.

After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.

by Oprah February 25, 2003

hot mousse

When a man, or woman, takes a dump in a woman's, or man's, hair; then uses it to style their hair into horns(or antlers).

Guy1: She's not hungry, she doesn't want a hot lunch. Holy shit I'm gonna give her a hot mousse.
Guy2: What the fuck is a hot mousse?
Guy1: I'm gonna shit in her hair and shape it into antlers!
Guy2: Damn that's awesome!!

by JerseyDave616 August 31, 2009