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Hootenberry

I had a hootenberry situation tonight. I noticed Becky glaring at me from across the apartment and realized that she could never support me.
by cooldudecahson August 12, 2021
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femboy hooters

where the men are pretty and the boys have cooters
by s1nj1ns bu55y June 7, 2020
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femboy hooters

i will never leave femboy hooters
by the letter 4 June 18, 2020
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holster sniffer

Police groupie. Prefers to date only cops. One who surrounds themselves by cops.
That Lisa, she is a real holster sniffer!
by Pipsi July 28, 2008
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Holster Whore

Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.

Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.
Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.

Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.

Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.
by Loofapalooza October 7, 2009
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A midnight hooter

A person who is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.
I'm more of a midnight hooter kind of guy.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008
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Post-Haste Post

The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.
Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!
by Jetta101 February 28, 2014
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