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geez up hose down

friendly thugs get out your chairs and beautiful low down woman get down on the flo. Guy laying back, girl giving dome.
Come on guys, stop lampin, geez up hose down!
by emote June 22, 2010
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Hose draining

When you grab a man my his penis and rapidly swing it around causing internal bleeding to soften his penis, you then rap your mouth around the head of his penis and sucks are furious as possible trying to suck cum straight from his balls
I hose draining Tyler last night that his cock bled
by Rock cock May 18, 2016
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hose dragon

Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon
"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"
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Hose dragged

When a firefighter is so tired of dragging hose he has to be dragged instead, due to lack of sleep from working another 48 hour shift.
Yo dude you look like you got hose dragged after that fire. You good man?
by Axeman51 September 26, 2018
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hose you down

Man: "Bitch! I'm gonna HOSE YOU DOWN."



Bitch: "Whaat? So you're gonna jizz on me?"
by kylevincejoechris October 23, 2008
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Hose Me Down

A term used when a girl wants to get cum all over her face and tits by 3 or more men at the same time. After having a cock in her ass mouth and vagina she yells HOSE ME DOWN while the men ejaculate all over her.
Hey that cute guy with the tight ass over there and his friends are fucking hot. I am gunna have them Hose Me Down later on my face and tits.
by GD MCDs April 16, 2009
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I don't hold a hose

Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.
'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'
by Kero400420 December 10, 2020
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