horseford

Flopping a big ugly cunt rag because you can't stay anywhere else.

Dave has has always been a waste. No wonder he's horsefording.

by Denis Byrd September 17, 2008

Horseface

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.

Oh my gosh it’s horseface

by MouldyPotatoPrincess October 18, 2018

Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.

I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.

by legibledeb September 12, 2010

florida housewarming party

Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom

I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.

by punzerchat September 3, 2017

Reverse Housewarming Party

Instead of making people bring you gifts. You make them take all of your junk.

Examples of stuff you'd get rid of in a Reverse Housewarming Party: DVDs you don't watch anymore. Books you don't read anymore. Cloths that are out of style.

by Voltron1011 July 31, 2009

horseface

see Stephanie Gregory Clifford (disambiguation)

“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. "
-God Emperor Donald J. Trump

by johnlee^ October 19, 2018

horseface

a person usually female with an unusually disgusting face that in some way resembles a horse.

"damn look at her body"
"the body is nice but she has a fucking horseface!!!"

by Heather pettit March 19, 2008