Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.

Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

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Horny Jail

This is an inexcapible cell in which you will never see the light of day again. being in horney jail is worse than death.

Dog: go to horny jail
Other dog: *Bonk*

by Joe mamma more like Joe bidin August 31, 2020

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Horny Jail

A jail for horny and perverted people. What else would it be?

Person 1: I'm so horny right now.
Person 2: *BONK* GO TO HORNY JAIL!

by Byakuya's left sock July 9, 2021

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Horny Jail

The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.

“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”

by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022

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Go to horny jail

A phrase used in response to when someone is being excessively sexual on social media, particularly if it's in response to a post which has nothing to do with sex, or which really ought not to stir any sexual desire within anybody. The image that usually accompanies it is the meme dog Doge sternly hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat.

"Hey look, I got bored in lockdown and did some concept art for this female character I think is cool."
"Damn bro she thicc"
"Dafuq bro, go to horny jail"

by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020

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