Hornswaggled 

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

Hornswaggled by elky999 March 6, 2009

hornswagled

The act of purposefully getting sexual pleasure to the point of climax, and not returning the favor.

He ate my pussy, and then I fell a sleep. You hornswaggler!

hornswagled by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Hornswaglled 

Hornswaglled- The meaning behind this word is pretty much flabbergasted to a new extent, such as when you catch your bestfriend fucking your 80yr old grandpa on the sidewalk, in that exact moment you are indeed hornswaglled or rather horny at that moment

Girl- Dude did you see the video of the girl getting fucked by 80 different black dudes at once?
Boy- Yea I was absolutely hornswaglled

Hornswaglled by Hornswaglled November 20, 2021

Hornswabled 

To be unexpectedly surprised by trickery.

Bro was Hornswabled

Hornswabled by TheMajestic1 January 9, 2022

hornswaggle 

The act of warming up in pickleball.

Keaton did not get enough hornswaggling in before the game and played terribly.

Maybe hornswaggle a bit more before your next game.

hornswaggle by IKOB3AST June 2, 2023

Hornswaggle 

When one pinches their receiving partners nose while performing oral sex

My breathing hasn't been the same since she hornswaggled me last night.

Hornswaggle by furrbrit December 27, 2013

hornswaggle 

A term used in place of words like "rubbish", "bloody hell", or "yeah right". Invented by Elizabeth T. and spread throughout the Earth.

Jeff told me he was with his girlfriend last night, but I know it to be naught but hornswaggle. I saw him giving that man a BJ.

hornswaggle by Dr. Tony January 17, 2005