A Hick that consistently drives their truck thru mud, and thinks its cool, but its the gayest thing of all time! Hopfers tend to tell the same stories over and over and they consist only of their piece of shit trucks going thru the mud.
Hopfers have the ability to turn into 6 foot birds, that explode when anger gets the best of them.
Other Characteristics of the Hopfer are as follows:
1. Flannel shirts
2. Cheap penny-pinching bastards
3. Struggles to put clothes on daily, usually getting into a fight with them
4. Says "Oh yeeeh boy" when they are excited
5. Bitch and moan when someone drinks their yoohoos
6. Have horrendous hair
7. Will make the noise sounding like "Heeeeeennnhhhhhh" when agitated
Stay away from these freaks of nature at all times, I cannot stress this point enough
Hopfers have the ability to turn into 6 foot birds, that explode when anger gets the best of them.
Other Characteristics of the Hopfer are as follows:
1. Flannel shirts
2. Cheap penny-pinching bastards
3. Struggles to put clothes on daily, usually getting into a fight with them
4. Says "Oh yeeeh boy" when they are excited
5. Bitch and moan when someone drinks their yoohoos
6. Have horrendous hair
7. Will make the noise sounding like "Heeeeeennnhhhhhh" when agitated
Stay away from these freaks of nature at all times, I cannot stress this point enough
by Joe Spookski September 10, 2006
Get the hopfer mug.A disease coming from a long line of portuguese warriors. The father usually was a portuguiese warrior and got a feeling of hotfeet or sweaty sack while fighting, he has now passed it on from generation to generation. People with hotfeet usually take their sopcks off in their home and throw them on the floor, yet to be found.
by p.figliano February 21, 2007
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A disorder developed by ancient and/or recent portuguese warriors. Hotfeet will indeed make ur feet swell as well as smell. People found with hotfeet usually throw their socks off and chuck them where ever they want. This is because the intense situation they experiance of the hot and extremely boiling temperatures of their feet.
brandon, how are you hotfeet?
by B.Vieira February 24, 2007
Get the hotfeet mug.A disorder developed by ancient and/or recent portuguese warriors. Hotfeet will indeed make ur feet swell as well as smell. People found with hotfeet usually throw their socks off and chuck them where ever they want. This is because the intense situation they experiance of the hot and extremely boiling temperatures of their feet.
brandon, how are you hotfeet?
by B.Vieira February 24, 2007
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