Hopatcong 

White trash town, were a bunch of people wit mullets come out at 1am and hang out around quick check.

Walks into quick check see's low life hopatcongy asking for some Foshizzle

Hopatcong by STeely Dan September 28, 2003

hopatcong 

Town in which they have an awesome softball team but a sucky everything else especially roads and the coolest person ever lives there! (me)

I live in Hopatcong you know the place with the shitty roads.

hopatcong by Me June 11, 2004

Hopatcong 

A "Borough"(legally not even big enough to be a town)that would be closely associated to eating rancid pizza, followed by fermented cider on a Saturday night. Then, having it revisit you 2 days later...in "ALL" its living techno-color.
A place where adults need to go to be closer to the grave (In Mind & Body).
A place where school kids just need to form a division similar to "LORD OF THE FLIES"...cuz lets face it, if you live in this place or near by...just look around...their "ALREADY" begining to do it!!!For "ALL" the wrong reasons.

Racism Is Alive & Well in this "BACKWOODS TOWN".
HOPATCONG BLOWS THE "BIG ONE".

Hopatcong by Temparary Prisoner June 19, 2007

Hopatcong 

Part of the Hidden Hood county. Place is a gang ridden, drug heaven hellhole. South side is mostly run by the Crips and Byram and NorthSkate Park is run by the bloods. You will find lots of drugs around the skate park. Crime rate is pretty low but be careful walking around there.

Yo! Hopatcong is the hood! I just bought some weed there!
I was in South Side and these Gangsters started telling me to get out!

Hopatcong by Snakebite030 October 26, 2014

hopatcong coathanger

While wearing roller-skates and riding a stuffed gorilla, a dildo is inserted with an attached coat hanger tip, which is inserted repeatedly until the fetus is fully removed. The roller skates are optional. If skates are worn, they provide less traction and an excuse if you are discovered by a friend or family member while performing procedure.
Also known as Donkey Kong C-section.

Oops, I accidentally fell on this hopatcong coathanger, that just so happens to be attached to this stuffed gorilla.

hopatcong coathanger by skirt lifter June 25, 2016

Hopatcong, NJ 

A some what small town for Northern New Jersey, Hopatcong got it's name from the Natives who once occupied it; meaning 'lake of many coves'.

We're going to Hopatcong, NJ to go hang out at the lake today.

Hopatcong, NJ by eddie6775 December 31, 2010

Lake Hopatcong 

The biggest lake in NJ that consists of over 70 miles of shoreline. The lake is populated with drunken jet skiers, guidos in high powered cigarette boats and lots of other people taking their boat out for a ride. The lake becomes very choppy and crazy on weekends and worse on holiday weekends.

Hey, lets take the jet ski out on lake hopatcong this weekend.

Lake Hopatcong by bbooaatt June 29, 2011