Hopatcong

A town where awesome people breed, where christmaka spirit flows like waterfalls, and two cool bitches are jumping in the lake....also called ho-town

My sweet little bitches are from ho-town!

by awesomeness October 14, 2004

Hopatcong

White trash town, were a bunch of people wit mullets come out at 1am and hang out around quick check.

Walks into quick check see's low life hopatcongy asking for some Foshizzle

by STeely Dan September 28, 2003

Hopatcong

A "Borough"(legally not even big enough to be a town)that would be closely associated to eating rancid pizza, followed by fermented cider on a Saturday night. Then, having it revisit you 2 days later...in "ALL" its living techno-color.
A place where adults need to go to be closer to the grave (In Mind & Body).
A place where school kids just need to form a division similar to "LORD OF THE FLIES"...cuz lets face it, if you live in this place or near by...just look around...their "ALREADY" begining to do it!!!For "ALL" the wrong reasons.

Racism Is Alive & Well in this "BACKWOODS TOWN".
HOPATCONG BLOWS THE "BIG ONE".

by Temparary Prisoner June 19, 2007

Hopatcong

Part of the Hidden Hood county. Place is a gang ridden, drug heaven hellhole. South side is mostly run by the Crips and Byram and NorthSkate Park is run by the bloods. You will find lots of drugs around the skate park. Crime rate is pretty low but be careful walking around there.

Yo! Hopatcong is the hood! I just bought some weed there!
I was in South Side and these Gangsters started telling me to get out!

by Snakebite030 October 26, 2014

Lake Hopatcong

The biggest lake in NJ that consists of over 70 miles of shoreline. The lake is populated with drunken jet skiers, guidos in high powered cigarette boats and lots of other people taking their boat out for a ride. The lake becomes very choppy and crazy on weekends and worse on holiday weekends.

Hey, lets take the jet ski out on lake hopatcong this weekend.

by bbooaatt June 29, 2011

hopatcong coathanger

While wearing roller-skates and riding a stuffed gorilla, a dildo is inserted with an attached coat hanger tip, which is inserted repeatedly until the fetus is fully removed. The roller skates are optional. If skates are worn, they provide less traction and an excuse if you are discovered by a friend or family member while performing procedure.
Also known as Donkey Kong C-section.

Oops, I accidentally fell on this hopatcong coathanger, that just so happens to be attached to this stuffed gorilla.

by skirt lifter June 25, 2016

Lake Hopatcong

The worst side of Jefferson Township in New Jersey. The most dangerous side with the druggies and teens running around freely. Be proud if you've survived this area.

I went to Lake Hopatcong and got high by staring at the druggies run by my house.

by Emo Skater July 13, 2007